U S Gubmint to Employees: No Farting at Work!

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At this moment, there are muchos shenanigans going on in the Gubmint of the United States of America. 

Over the course of the last few years, our Elected Dumbasses have seen fit to:

  • Assume control of your health care by taxing what’s left of your ass off.
  • Sic the Bureau of Infernal Revenue on organizations and individuals with political leanings contrary to those of the Dumbass-in-Chief.
  • Reprimand a Gubmint employee for farting at work….

  • Say what?
  • Yep.

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I am a simple man (cue Lynyrd Skynyrd). I have always been in awe of the things that so many people take for granted. Like the stars. We see them every night of our lives and over time they are kind of “just there” to most people. Not to me though. There’s not a time I go outside at night and not think of the majesty of those seemingly tiny twinkling lights in the nighttime sky. Think about it for a moment. The star light you are looking at has traveled through the vastness of outer space for billions of light years and is just now visible to the human eye. In essence, you are looking back in time.

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2 responses to “U S Gubmint to Employees: No Farting at Work!

  1. Ja,ja,ja! This is hilarious. You and your play on words. You are a genius, particularly when it comes to discussing gas emissions. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. I eat a lot of beans.

    I have been known as “El Juegador de Palabras” for many years, Brick. 😀

    Like

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