Fine, Howard & Howard, PhD(umbasses)
As I have explained on this Very Fun & Informative Weblog before, I have some health issues that require me to see several medical professionals that specialize in various areas of medicine and mental health.
In medical parlance these areas are known osteopathy, pain management and psychiatry. In the vernacular, these Doctors are known as Doctors that Treat Crazy, Beat-to-Shit Almost Old Dumbasses. On a more personal level, I refer to this as Fucked Up.
Over the course of my lifetime I have had some Doctors with some strange, if not downright frightening, names.
For example, as a child my pediatrician’s name was Dr. Hooker. When I was a teenager my main sawbones was named, and I ain’t making this up, Dr. Manual Slaughter. I can assure you that it is a bit disconcerting the have an Old Guy, PhD named Slaughter, cup your gazebos and say, “Turn your head to the left and cough.” I can also assure that there were no visions of sugar plums dancing in my head.
With that in mind, I did a cursory Bing search for “doctors with fucked up names”.
I found these:
Not a Coke Head.