Best of Dumbass News
Two things up front.
- Today’s story is sickening. Not sickening like each of the other over 1100 Dumbass News posts, I mean nauseatingly, projectile pukingly sickening. You have been warned.
- If the woman in this story isn’t named the winner of the 4th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Award for 2013, I’ll kiss your ass in the middle of downtown Dallas and give you an hour to draw a crowd.
Let the stomach churning begin!