Dumbass Crime: Small Town Newspaper Police Blotters, Part 2!

Sometimes the small town newspaper accounts of Dumbass Crimes are funnier than the actual crimes themselves.

It is for that very reason that I spent hour upon hour scouring the police blotters in small town periodicals from burgs dotting the Fruited Plain.

Of course by scouring “hour upon hour” I mean “a quick Bing search of the internet” for material for today’s post, which took damn near 26 seconds.

The Fruits of My Labors (all 26 seconds of it)

Read the rest…..

Good thing the cat’s name ain’t “Fuck Face”.

 

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2 responses to “Dumbass Crime: Small Town Newspaper Police Blotters, Part 2!

  1. “Not suspicious but merely Canadian”. HA,HA,HA,HA!! These are the best! I need to read our town ones more often just to be entertained. 🙂 Sorry I haven’t been by here lately, I was hosting two blogging buddies in my home. 🙂

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