Sick as Hell on My Birthday: Please Sweet Jesus Take Me Home!

As I type this, I am a bit under the weather.

Actually, I am a lot under the weather.

This particular malady is what is referred to by the Medical Community as Sick as Fuck. This condition also has been called Feeling Like Shit and Please, Sweet Jesus Take Me Home. 


Please, Sweet Jesus Take Me Home is also a very important part of Catholicism. In Church Doctrine this known as The Divinely-Inspired Stark Reminder to Go to Confession and Line Up a Priest for the Last Rites.

Amen.

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8 responses to “Sick as Hell on My Birthday: Please Sweet Jesus Take Me Home!

  1. Oh, no!!! No puede ser! Enfermo durante tu día especial??? Pobrecito amigo. The good news is that you can say you lost weight on your birthday?? Just reaching… 🙂 Get better ASAP and I still need to wish you a Feliz Cumpleanos!!

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  2. That white tunnel is actually just the hallway to the bathroom.

    Feel better and celebrate your half birthday.

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  3. “Please, Sweet Jesus ….” that’s religious tradition all right.
    (Hope it’s all better today)

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