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Long time readers of Dumbass News that I am 100% against violence.
Unless it is necessary to the plot.
By “necessary to the plot” I mean “two or more lezbean hookers screaming, “Spank my ass, Big Daddy!”
We have chronicled some extremely “unique” assaults over the past 3 1/2 years. We have discovered assault that stemmed from:
- A brotherly dispute over fried chicken.
- Retaliation from being assaulted. (featuring a beat down with a Justin Bieber doll & a cop)
- A horny broad whose boyfriend won’t give her “some”.
Today we shall enter uncharted waters in the Sea of Ass Kickin’ (assault water of course).