Dumbass Fishing Weekend Pt.1: East Texas Assault Weapon: Catfish!

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Long time readers of Dumbass News that I am 100% against violence.

Unless it is necessary to the plot.

By “necessary to the plot” I mean “two or more lezbean hookers screaming, “Spank my ass, Big Daddy!”


We have chronicled some extremely “unique” assaults over the past 3 1/2 years. We have discovered assault that stemmed from:

Today we shall enter uncharted waters in the Sea of Ass Kickin’ (assault water of course).

Read the rest…..

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2 responses to “Dumbass Fishing Weekend Pt.1: East Texas Assault Weapon: Catfish!

  1. Ay, poor fish! Animal cruelty at its worse!

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  2. You got that right! And \now there is no fish to go with the hushpuppies!

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