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I am a Water Guy.
When I see a body of water – a creek, a river, a pond or a lake – I think “Fish!”
I am a fisherman.
Fish. Fear. Me.
I don’t like to swim, however, even though I am a good swimmer.
There’s shit in the water that will fuck you up. Like snakes. Or alligators. Even some species of fish.
Just ask the people who swim in the Oresund, a strait between Denmark and Sweden.
Some Danish Dumbass was fishing in the Orelund recently when he caught what was to him a very unusual looking fish. This particular fish was indeed a strange resident of these waters because it is native to The Amazon!