Newest Dumbass Self Defense Tool: Dead Deer Head!

Dumbass News Flash!!! 

This a first for Dumbass News!!!

The Argument

Terry is a guy in Zephyrhills, Florida.

Like many guys got into an argument with his girlfriend. But this disagreement took a turn towards Super Dumbassery when the girlfriend, Chelsea, locked him out of the house. Terry got pissed off and tried to talk her into letting him in. She’d have rather slid down a giant razor blade on her ass into a vat of alcohol than let the dude in. Undeterred, Terry tried to remove a screen and climb through a window. Alas! Chelsea was waiting on the other side and slapped Terry down and called him “Shorty”. Terry, ever determined, thought for a moment and came up with a great idea. Go through the front door!

Deer Terry

What happened next puts this story at the top of the “Dumbass of the Year” race.

Read the rest…..

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3 responses to “Newest Dumbass Self Defense Tool: Dead Deer Head!

  1. Somebody grab the kid. She deserves better

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  2. Whoa! She was resourceful wasn’t she? 🙂

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