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***This is a Repeat of an Old Story. Some Details Will be Dated.***
Since I relocated the Dumbass Dome to Maine a shade over 8 years ago, summer has become my favorite time of year. Of course summers up here are more comparable to spring time in Texas where I grew up. The average High/Low temperatures for this day of the year are 80/60. Not too shabby, huh?
Even, however, with the mild weather this time of year, the usual pratfalls of summer are evident. High humidity, sunrise at 4:30AM and of course the annual onslaught of bugs. While not nearly as buggy as Texas or other parts of the country during the summer, we still get our fair share of insects here in New England. Just like they do in Chico, Cal-ee-forn-ya.
Chico also has an abundance of Summer Time Dumbasses (STDs).
Like Eiliya Maida.