Other than Texas and a handful of other states, this country is in the Economic Crapper.
I know that you know that, I just bring it up to show you what lengths Dumbasses will go to in order to make a few bucks.
Maybe you’ve read recently about an abnormal number of copper thefts around the USA. Some dumbasses steal copper piping and sell it on the Black Market and make a quite a sum of money. That’s at least “understandable”…and it’s obviously doable and profitable.
However, even the criminal element in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave has lowered the bar of criminal standards…at least in Peabody, Massivetwoshits.
Dumbass thieves in Peabody have been stealing…wait…for…it…dumpsters! Unlike copper pipes, dumpster jacking is not something a couple of drunk Mass-holes can do on a whim. It’s not like they can simply pick up a Dempsey Dumpster and toss it into the back of a Ford pick up truck and drive off. Dumpster thievin’ takes some serious lifting power….perhaps a forklift or a truck from Waste Management. Regardless of how it’s done, these crooks have balls the size of cantaloupes.
Or brains the size of peanuts.
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