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DUI (Driving Under the Influence, for all the Yoopers out there) is a very serious offense.
I do not take it lightly.
Aside from the obvious dangers, when no innocent people are hurt, maimed or killed, the circumstances surrounding the situation after someone gets pulled over for driving drunk can be, shall we say, “unusual”.
- One Dumbass tried to beat the breathalyzer by sucking on his underwear!
- Another idjit was pulled over for driving while fucked up and having sex at the same time!
- Yet another drunk driver was going through a DUI checkpoint when he was ratted out by a parrot!
Now, along comes Brenda Drinkwater from Arlington, Massivetwoshits.