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Have you ever wondered how a place as beautiful as Cal-ee-forn-ya could be inhabited by so many Dumbasses?
There are certain parts of the state, I’m looking at you, Bay Area, that are as infested with Dumbasses as Congress is with crooks. That’s saying something. I could link you to some stories from Cal-ee-forn-ya that would curl your toenails. Then again, curled toenails are probably a fashion statement out there.
But, I digress.
The state is in the economic crapper with no relief in sight and the Dumbasses re-elected Jerry Brown, Governor Moonbeam, to be their Governor again! Get your popcorn ready, this is gonna be good. Institutions of Higher Learning in Cal-ee-forn-ya are turning out a bunch Socialist indoctrinated pussies to be the leaders of the future. Those poor people are doomed! The light at the end of the tunnel turns out to be a freight train traveling at 100 mph straight at them. It ain’t gonna be pretty when it hits.