Dumbass Patriotic Post of the Day: Fart for America!

Yesterday I posted a Dumbass Fart Statistic that gave me the idea on how we could put the United States of America on the road to Energy Independence simply by harnessing the Power of the Poot. 


The gist of the Dumbass Fart Statistic is that if you farted continuously for 6 years and 9 months, that the total quantity of gas, or as it is known in the International Cabal of Mad Scientists and Enviropussies “Anally Emitted Climate Change Particulates” a k a “Atomic Ass Gas”, produced would be equal to the amount of energy released by an atomic bomb.

Read the rest…..

Atomic Ass Gas – It’s Good for America!
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