Dumbass Birth Control: Potato in the Poonanny!

***WARNING: This story is fucked up & prolly NSFW***

I am a Texan, therefore I am naturally predisposed to like potatoes.

It’s in our DNA.

I love fried taters.

I like ’em smashed, French fried, baked, scalloped, hashed and totted.

Dick Tater

There’s not a way I know of that I would eat a potato.

Wait.

There is one way.

If it was used as a feminine contraceptive.

Let me splain.

Read the rest…..

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