***WARNING: This story is fucked up & prolly NSFW***
I am a Texan, therefore I am naturally predisposed to like potatoes.
It’s in our DNA.
I love fried taters.
I like ’em smashed, French fried, baked, scalloped, hashed and totted.
There’s not a way I know of that I would eat a potato.
There is one way.
If it was used as a feminine contraceptive.
Let me splain.