This is a Dumbass Golden Oldie.
The reference to surgery is dated. I had the (almost) nut cuttin’ done back in January.
In lieu of flowers, send money.
The Post-Op Healing For Surgery In the Region Near the Fearless Leader’s Manhood is not going so well.
On Thursday, January 16, I had a surgical procedure performed to correct a hernia.
It was a doozy.
The hernia, not the procedure.
However, as you Dumbasses of the Male Persuasion can easily postulate, any time a medical device honed to the sharpness of a Samurai sword is used in the general area of a man’s thingy, anxiety, much swelling and the lingering feeling of a sun-hot fireplace poker being rammed into your Groinal Region are your constant companions.
I am on a first name basis with Anxiety, Much Swelling and the Lingering Feeling of a Sun-Hot Fireplace Poker Being Rammed Into Your Groinal Region.
I’ll be better in a day or two.