We are very fortunate in this country to be blessed with the inalienable Right to Be Stoopid as Hell.
It’s in the Constitution of the United States of America. This right is unambiguously and unequivocally granted in a rarely quoted part of the 1st Amendment – right after the Freedom of Religion and Free Speech stuff, the words “Freedom to be stoopid as a stump fence” are clearly inscribed on this document, just as the Founding Fathers intended.
The Founders were obviously visionary men as they surely knew that as the country grew and became more populated that the number of Stump Fence Stoopid People would multiply exponentially. As usual these men were prophetic in their sheer brilliance. For proof see the comment boards on CNN.com or MSNBC.com.
As is often the case with language, the phrase “Stump Fence Stoopid People” has mutated into the vernacular as “leftist”, “liberal”, “Democrats” and “Obama”, collectively known as “Dumbasses”.
But I digress.
Certainly making a transaction with your Local Drug Dealer can be classified as a “business transaction”, but this sort of illicit interaction lacks some of the more fundamental privileges of a retail transaction – refund, exchange, satisfaction guaranteed, etc.
Unless you are a meth head.