Photo Album: Divorce Dumbassery!

Best of Dumbass News

I have always been a guy who tries to find humor in even the most personal of crummy circumstances.

Like The Big D and I Don’t Mean Dallas.


Many of you read this post from the day before yesterday where I told you of the impending dissolution of my marriage to Mrs. Fearless Leader. It is without a doubt a very painful situation, but what do you expect me to do? Wallow in self pity? That ain’t gonna happen. There is too much life to live! Too much yonder to be grabbed.

I have way yonder more sunsets behind me than I do in front of me and I am gonna do my damnedest to soak up every ray of sunshine in every friggin’ one of them!

It’s (sadly) the end of my marriage, not the end of my life. 


This is simply a detour on Life’s Highway. 


So, whaddaya say? Let’s have a laugh!


Best of Dumbass News

You are more than likely aware that half of the marriages in the United States end in divorce.

While going through the Big D (and I Don’t Mean Dallas) is rarely a pleasant experience, it is always the best idea to dissolve a marriage as amicably as possible.

It’s also in your best interest to show proper decorum in a Court of Law should your divorce action go that route. Threatening cook and eat the Judge’s children does not fall within the guidelines of acceptable behavior in a legal proceeding.

Everything I just wrote is unquestionably true.

Unless you are a Dumbass.

Dumbasses have an innate ability to turn even something as serious as divorce into a whole other thing.

Observe…

                                  Dumbasses & Divorce

A Rose by Any Other Name…

Read the rest…..

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s