Is There a Dr. in the House? Dumbass Doctor Names!

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As I have explained on this Very Fun & Informative Weblog before, I have some health issues that require me to see several medical professionals that specialize in various areas of medicine and mental health.

In medical parlance these areas are known osteopathy, pain management and psychiatry. In the vernacular, these Doctors are known as Doctors that Treat Crazy, Beat-to-Shit Almost Old Dumbasses. On a more personal level, I refer to this as Fucked Up.

Over the course of my lifetime I have had some Doctors with some strange, if not downright frightening, names.

For example, as a child my pediatrician’s name was Dr. Hooker. When I was a teenager my main sawbones was named, and I ain’t making this up, Dr. Manual Slaughter. I can assure you that it is a bit disconcerting the have an Old Guy, PhD named Slaughter, cup your gazebos and say, “Turn your head to the left and cough.” I can also assure that there were no visions of sugar plums dancing in my head.

With that in mind, I did a cursory Bing search for “doctors with fucked up names”.

I found these:

Not a Coke Head.

Read the rest…..


6 responses to “Is There a Dr. in the House? Dumbass Doctor Names!

  1. Toby, for some reason I can’t post my long and funny comment. So I copied it

    We’ve commented on these before; I have a deep affection for weird doctor names. I found two more in the last week.

    The first is a doctor at FDA who works on issues relating to biological drugs, many of which are given intravenously. Her name is Dr. Needles.

    The other one is an endochronologist (diabetes and thyroid). Her name is Dr. Kidney.

    It’s funny that you posted this today. I was just thinking about this because I came across materials the other day from a meeting I attended a few years ago. How I could have forgotten this, i don’t know, but there was one panel of lawyers — three of them. I can’t recall their first names, but the were honestly named Khat, Rhatt and Mowse. I have no idea what they talked about. I spent the entire rest of the conference trying to swallow my laughter. Nobody else seemed to have noticed.


    Sent from my iPad


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  2. “there were no visions of sugar plums dancing in my head”, ja,ja,ja,ja,ja!! Good one! 🙂 We are all thinking Christmas songs. Dr. Blinemen is my eye doctor! LOL.

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