Dumbass Crime: Oscar Mayer Commits Murder!

Purveyor of Killer Weenies

They say that brevity is the soul of wit.

In that vein, today’s story will be very brief.

  • Dumbass goes to a market.
  • Dickweed gets rowdy.
  • Asswipe is asked to leave.
  • In a fit of whiny ass bitchery, Crybaby steals a hot dog.

Read the rest……

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