Homeless Guy Swipes Ambulance to Go to Titty Bar!

Boobies an be powerful motivators.

Especially to a Homeless Guy who has a hankerin’ to see a pair of double Ds at the local jiggle joint.

Of course being a Homeless Guy generally precludes one from owning reliable transportation with which to go witness a set of sagging knockers doing the Watusi on the chest of a crack head ho of a stripper.

However, where there’s a will, there’s a way.

And an ambulance.

This is exactly what happened in Dee-troit recently.

Let me splain.

There is this Homeless Guy who was very lonely and thought that a trip to a topless bar would lift his spirits – not to mention his Homeless Weenie.


So Homeless Guy set forth on his way to partake of a rousing session of pole dancing by the aforementioned crack head ho strippers.

Read the rest…..

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4 responses to “Homeless Guy Swipes Ambulance to Go to Titty Bar!

  1. They are always stealing those here – now we know where they were trying to go. Being merry and cheery is a human right during the holiday season, yes?…It says so somewhere….

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