I’ve got one.
You’ve got one.
All God’s chillun got an ass.
Most of us use our asses for the Good of Mankind – sitting, farting and of course twerking.
Others, however, use their asses for the Forces of Evil and Not Niceness.
Our nominees for the Dummy in the Best Use of an Ass of the Year category reveal this Horde of Horrendous Hineys.