It’s Monday and time for some more of the 5th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Awards!
Now that I’ve got your attention….
Over the years we have had some really fucked up sex stories on Dumbass News. Naturally, by “fucked up” I mean “outstanding”. Not coincidentally, two of them involve death.
Three of my favorites among the many are:
- During Dirty Harry Sex, a woman is shot and killed.
- Gettin’ Nooky While Driving Drunky
- One Dumbass died during a threesome while cheating on his wife!
Remember now that these stories came over a period of time!
This year’s I Ruv You Rong Time Dumbass Mad Monkey Sex Romp of the Year Award nominees all came along within a few months of each other! That’s months, not years! Talk about a “bumper” crop.
The odd thing about this year’s candidates for the I Ruv You Rong Time Dumbass Mad Monkey Sex
Romp of the Year Award is that only one involves an actual weenie-love tunnel “meeting of the minds”.