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Fred Thomas is a legend at Dumbass News.
- Fred separates from his wife of 39 years.
- Wife runs into difficult times.
- In order to make it through said difficult times, wife of 39 years moves back in with Fred.
- Fred wants to have sex with estranged wife and offers her $20 to give him some.
- Wife says, “No nookie”, which angers Fred.
- Angry Fred pulls out his goober and slaps the wife with it!
- Wife calls cops after penis assault.