Lady Says No to Sex; Dumbass Slaps Her w/ His Weiner!

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Fred Thomas is a legend at Dumbass News.

Here’s Why:

The Scenario  

  1. Fred separates from his wife of 39 years.
  2. Wife runs into difficult times.
  3. In order to make it through said difficult times, wife of 39 years moves back in with Fred. 
  4. Fred wants to have sex with estranged wife and offers her $20 to give him some.
  5. Wife says, “No nookie”, which angers Fred.
  6. Angry Fred pulls out his goober and slaps the wife with it!
  7. Wife calls cops after penis assault.

Read the rest…..

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4 responses to “Lady Says No to Sex; Dumbass Slaps Her w/ His Weiner!

  1. Love this! I needed a good giggle to wake me up this morning!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Thank you, Hollie! BTW, I am a toilet seat lifter. 😀

    Like

  3. Ha,ha,ha! Your observations are right on. I especially like, “The camel he screws has more rights than his woman. I’m just sayin’. So true!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. I am for wimmins’ rights. Camels? Not so much.

    Like

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