Butt Dialing Your Way to Jail!

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I have long extolled the virtues of cell phones.

When you are “dropping the kids off at the pool”, you can do some online shopping.

A cell phone could also save your life if you are ever stranded on a deserted island – for FIVE days!

The one glaring exception to the Cell Phones Are the Shiznit Rule is when tripping the light fantastic – you know, dancing the Horizontal Hula.

Oh, yeah…..and when discussing the felony you just commited.

Especially when the police are listening to your conversation. And recording it!

Read the rest…..


2 responses to “Butt Dialing Your Way to Jail!

  1. I would have blamed the aliens, personally.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Aliens? The ones from Central America? 😀


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