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I have long extolled the virtues of cell phones.
When you are “dropping the kids off at the pool”, you can do some online shopping.
A cell phone could also save your life if you are ever stranded on a deserted island – for FIVE days!
The one glaring exception to the Cell Phones Are the Shiznit Rule is when tripping the light fantastic – you know, dancing the Horizontal Hula.
Oh, yeah…..and when discussing the felony you just commited.
Especially when the police are listening to your conversation. And recording it!