With tomorrow being Valentines Day and all, and me being a misogynistic Redneck Assbag, I think it’s time that we brought men to the forefront of this Mainly-for-Wimmin-and-Kids “holiday”.
Here’s what I mean by that….a guy buys a woman a Valentines Day gift for two reasons:
- Because he loves her.
- Because he has to. Or face the prospect of waking up with his recently-fileted Family Jewels being flushed into oblivion. This is a most distressing thought to most guys who do not reside in San Francisco.
Anyway, my amigo Jim in Florida sent me a List of Man Rules via email.