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Out of over 1700 posts and 4 years of doing Dumbass News, I’m not sure if I have ever written a story about twerking.
I shall do so today.
I am by no means an Expert on Twerking, but from what I understand it requires one to vigorously vibrate her ass up and down like she is trying shake loose a stubbornly stuck turd after a healthy session of “dropping the kids off at the pool.”
At least that the criterion I shall use for the purpose of today’s story.