Best of Dumbass News
Sometimes the small town newspaper accounts of Dumbass Crimes are funnier than the actual crimes themselves.
It is for that very reason that I spent hour upon hour scouring the police blotters in small town periodicals from burgs dotting the Fruited Plain.
Of course by scouring “hour upon hour” I mean “a quick Bing search of the internet” for material for today’s post, which took damn near 26 seconds.
The Fruits of My Labors (all 26 seconds of it)
|Good thing the cat’s name ain’t “Fuck Face”.|