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We are nothing if not civic-minded at Dumbass News.
Our support for law enforcement officers in this country is unwavering and irrefutable. We have proven this time after time over the last three and a half years.
Take for instance the time we stood solidly behind a Philadelphia cop who was assaulted by a drunk Dumbass during Oktoberfest last year. This unprovoked attack on one of Philly’s Finest was met with a very provoked Cop Uses Baton to Beat the Dog Shit Out of a Drunk Dumbass Response.
We steadfastly supported the Man in Blue who was viciously beaten about the head and shoulders and upper extremities of his body by a sex toy wielding Mad Woman! I know you’ll find it hard to believe that this Dumbass Dame was drunk at the time of the incident.
Dumbass News was at the forefront of Dumbass Journalism when we brought the horrific story of three Seattle Police Dudes who were faced with the split second decision that could have meant life or death. Well, OK, not exactly life and death, but they were assailed by a chick with duct taped boobs!
This type of lawlessness must not, and will not, be tolerated!
Unless it’s Dumbass News -worthy!
Which leads us to today’s story.