Disease at the Dumbass Dome: Puking In the School Lunch Room Drama!

Things are swirling around the ol’ Porcelain Pony these days at the Dumbass Dome.


Literally.

Over the last week, each member of the First Family of Dumbassery has/is/is again experiencing symptoms of The Crud.


The Crud is a debilitating disorder that manifests itself with any or all of the following maladies, individually or in sadistic combination with one another:

  • A “croupy” cough that sounds like a flock of caffeine-laden Canada geese with emphysema.
  • A headache that feels like someone is pounding you about your skull with 16 pound sledge hammer.
  • Sounds resembling a Mack Truck diesel engine eminating from the stomach-ular region.
  • Nausea of the kind you would get if you chugged a quart of Liquid Plumber.
  • Chunky Style Projectile Puking.
  • Anal emissions that mirror a rancid chocolate milk-battery acid milk shake. This is known as Ass Effects.

In short, that is The Crud.

Read the rest…..

Lunch

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2 responses to “Disease at the Dumbass Dome: Puking In the School Lunch Room Drama!

  1. Ay, pobrecita! Y pobre madre y padre. Nothing worse than The Crud. I hope you can all put this BEHIND you! 🙂

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