I don’t know where to begin, really.
But I do know where to end.
After today, I will not be blogging anymore. For a while at least. My initial thought is to take a month or two off then come back as stoopid as ever. As of right now, I can’t say when, or even if, I will resume writing Dumbass News again. Some time in the future I may just post videos of The World’s Best Dumbassery on Dumbass Tube. I simply don’t know.