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Dumbass Sports: Midget Tossing While Drunk!

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Physically speaking, I am a small man.

Some Dumbasses would say the same about my mental capabilities and character too.

The ones who carry these ludicrous thoughts around with themselves are either

  • 1) Liberals or
  • 2) Those who wish to dethrone me as The Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde.

Let me tell you sons of motherless goats in Group 2 that it ain’t gonna happen.

As far as Liberals go, I ain’t skeered of a bunch of sissies who want to turn the USA into Fwance. What a perfect match. The Fwench wouldn’t fight to save their own mothers and Liberals won’t work to save their own mothers. Knowing that, I’m pretty sure that my reign as The Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde is safe.

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Drunk Dumbass Goes On Midget-Tossing Rampage!

Physically speaking, I am a small man.

Some Dumbasses would say the same about my mental capabilities and character too.

The ones who carry these ludicrous thoughts around with themselves are either

  • 1) Liberals or
  • 2) Those who wish to dethrone me as The Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde.

Let me tell you sons of motherless goats in Group 2 that it ain’t gonna happen.

As far as Liberals go, I ain’t skeered of a bunch of sissies who want to turn the USA into Fwance. What a perfect match. The Fwench wouldn’t fight to save their own mothers and Liberals won’t work to save their own mothers. Knowing that, I’m pretty sure that my reign as The Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde is safe.

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British Schools Teach Crash Course in UFO Crashes!

I never thought I’d ever write the following words:

McDonalds is a pox on American Society.

Man, that hurt. 

I have been eating at The Golden Arches for over fifty years! (And, boy am I full! Hahahaha!) That was so long ago that the McDonalds sign said “Over 13 Served”.

Anyway….

Mark down this day as The Day I Say Adios to Mickey D’s. 

Bonsoir, Big Mac. Que sera sera Quarter Pounder. Ciao Chicken McNuggets. Farewell, Filet O’ Fish (Now 2 for $3.33!)

I’m done with all you Rat McBastids! (2 for $5!)

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Medical Science: Cussing Is Good For You! w/ Bonus F-Word Chart!

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I found an article that is as near perfect as you can get for Dumbass News. 

What you are about to read is scientific evidence that being a Dumbass can be a good for your health! I say this with a caveat, however. The study that determined this stuff was done in England. And since England is evolving into a Third World Muslim Hellhole, I have concluded that English scientists are Third World Dumbasses. 

Let me splain.

Catch of a Lifetime! Fisherman Snags SCUBA Diver By the Nut Sack!

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The story I am about to enlighten you with is something very close to what happened to me once while fishing, so I totally believe in its veracity.

Besides, the British newspaper The Telegraph wouldn’t lie to us, would they?

Of course not!

(coughbullshitcough)

It seems that this British Guy was fishing for mackerel in the surf of the Atlantic Ocean near Exmouth, England, when he got what he thought was the bite of a lifetime.

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Confirmed: Cussing Is Good For Your Health! Dammit!

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I found an article that is as near perfect as you can get for Dumbass News. What you are about to read is scientific evidence that being a Dumbass can be a good for your health! I say this with a caveat, however. The study that determined this stuff was done in England. And since England is evolving into a Third World Muslim Hellhole, I have concluded that English scientists are Third World Dumbasses.

Let me splain.

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Justice: Vermin Sexually Assaults Woman; She Has AIDS

Richard Thomas got all fucked up on a shit load of drugs.

He then broke into the house of a woman he knows.

Once inside, this degenerate piece of yak shit raped the poor woman.

Fast forward to Thomas’ court appearance with regard to his crime.

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