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Dumbass Love Life Texting FAIL!

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Dumbass News “Stop Or I’ll Shoot Award” & Body Armor FAIL!

The Pride of Rockwall, Texas, Matt Vaughn, has repeatedly come through with some of the best subject matter in the 4 1/2 year history of Dumbass News.

Matt passed the following video along to me via Facebook last night.

Like Matt, I am a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. Unless you are really stoopid.

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Random Stoopid Internet Stuff!

It’s not like I had much Faith in Humanity anyway…..

Jesus Was Our 1st President
I Use a Magic 8 Ball

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Pervert Has Sex with Swiss Cheese!

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Sometimes, I just don’t like Facebook.

They change shit around more often than I change underwear.

Which is daily.

I mean I change my underwear daily. Facebook is kind enough to stretch their changes out to every week or so.

On the other hand, Facebook can be a very useful communications tool.

For example, I use Facebook for not only keeping up with family and friends around the country, I also have a separate Facebook page for Dumbass News.

Also, family, friends and neighbors can instantly be notified of an unfolding serious situation that may affect them at home or work.

As a Matter of Fact…

In the Mayfair area of Philadelphia, a resident recently posted on Mayfair’s TownWatch Facebook page the following: “Good morning, Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert!” 

When I first read that announcement, I thought, “There’s no human bean on Earth stoopid enough to put his pecker in a block of Swiss cheese.”

I was only partially wrong.

The Dumbass put his pecker though the hole in a slice of Swiss cheese!

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Lessons in Dumbassery!

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Love it or hate it, Facebook actually does have some good qualities about it.

Not many, but some.

One cool thing about FB is that there’s a shit load of funny stuff on there.

And Dumbasses – tons of Dumbasses.

You can join the Facebook Dumbass Horde by clicking on the Facebook logo in the sidebar over there –>

Anyway….thanks to several members of the Facebook Dumbass Horde, I offer you….

….Dumbass Logic!

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Necessity Is the Mother of Invention…and Dumbassery

 

Felonious Facebook Fun! Unfriended Dumbass Sets Lady’s House On Fire!

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Friends.

What would we do without them?

We’ve all had a friend who was more like a brother or sister than just a friend. He (or she) was the person you went to when your girlfriend broke up with you. Or when the death of a loved one changed life as you knew it. Or just to get hammered. Tommy Thompson was that friend to me. Always there when I needed a brother. Always there when a family tragedy struck. And damn sure always there when I was ready to make Adolph Coors Company, Golden, Colorado a lot richer. Then the fucker up and died on me. I’m still pissed at him. No matter though, Tommy is always with me in Spirit when I’m doing something stupid or that family thing happens. He’d probably kick my ass if he knew I quit drinking. Now that’s a friend for ya!

Besides missing my Best Friend Ever, I told that little story about Tommy for a reason. The reason? Dumbasses have friends, too. Like these two Dumbass Bitches in Iowa of all places.

Unfriended

I have been to Iowa. it’s a nice place.

Middle America, corn, Dumbasses….

Jennifer Harris had a friend named Nikki. They were friends in real life and friends on Facebook.

Then tragedy struck.

Tragedy beyond your wildest dreams.

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Friday Facebook/Text Girlfriend FAIL!

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