Tag Archives: Mental Illness

Dumbass News Is Closed for Bidness

I don’t know where to begin, really.

But I do know where to end.

After today, I will not be blogging anymore. For a while at least. My initial thought is to take a month or two off then come back as stoopid as ever. As of right now, I can’t say when, or even if, I will resume writing Dumbass News again. Some time in the future I may just post videos of The World’s Best Dumbassery on Dumbass Tube. I simply don’t know.

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Dumbass of the Year? In His Own Words: Flawless Liberal Dumbassery

A few days ago I wrote this about the lady who eats cat hair: If the woman in this story isn’t named the winner of the 4th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Award for 2013, I’ll kiss your ass in the middle of downtown Dallas and give you an hour to draw a crowd.

I was wrong.

Meet me in Big D.

I’ll practice my puckering.

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